You Know You’re From Montana When…

Found some of these online and thought we’d share them with you! Here are some of the popular answers shared by Montana locals:
  • The rodeo is the social event of the year.
  • The pickup trucks all have two rifles and two big dogs.
  • People you don’t know smile and say, “Howdy.”
  • Bumper stickers are about guns, horses or chewing tobacco.
  • When the car in front of you is weaving, you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk.
  • You can write a check at McDonald’s for two Big Macs and fries.
  • The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
  • You think nothing of an elk, buffalo, moose, or other wildlife wandering through town.
  • The wind is faster than your truck.
  • You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it’s still there.
  • The elevation exceeds the population.
  • You can see the stars at night.
  • You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
Who needs Cancun when you have MONTANA? But in all honesty, we hope this didn’t scare you away…


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